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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

on the block disobeyin the law

so i have this friend, we called ourselves akon and young jeezey at one point because we like to be mischievous and break the rules in the land of greeks. we are pretty much convicts.

one day me and him will make our own gossip blog about our campus. it will be perez meets juicycampus.com meets greek row. oh heyy fancy seeing you guys here all on one site... it will blow your mind.

we also pretend we are being chased, we run through the hallways of our buildings and pretend that people are coming after us to kill us. and sometimes we see creepy people that actually look like they could kill us. pretty much the game is exaggeration, everything is funnier when it's exaggerated.

we tell urban legends to freak ourselves out at 3:30 in the morning then we proceed to walk around campus pretending like we aren't scared...we both know we are. the worst stories are the "true" ones about how you're home alone or at least you think you're alone and then all of a sudden the call is coming from inside the house or theres a clown staring at you and guess what the family doesn't own a clown statue. don't forget the creepy ending of the story where there's always a message in blood on a mirror, which haunts you until you hear another story.

by the way.... clowns can lick hands too

love ya betch, 4:37 AM

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