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Site Born: 09/05/08
Site Owner: Amie Kirman

academia

i have my world bidness class in fifteen minutes and i'm really not feelin it today...

perhaps i'll blog about funny things that happen in it to keep me occupied

i really don't care if it entertains you or not

love ya betch, 4:44 PM

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b-e-a utiful

it's like so nice out

it better not snow tomorrow or something

mother nature is such a cocktease

love ya betch, 4:03 PM

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booom boom powwww

i'm so three thousand and eight... you so two thousand and late.

love ya betch, 10:51 PM

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missin you crazy

need to comment on the fact that it's been about a year now and jesse mccartney is still hung up on this chick?

move along brother

love ya betch, 10:44 PM

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okay, hello

welcome to the world.

kevin rudolf

get it before it blows up

love ya betch, 10:40 PM

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baby, baby, have you seen amy tonight?

Is she in the bathroom, is she smokin' up outside?



yup.

love ya betch, 10:39 PM

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giraffely

so today me and my girl monica* (* denotes name change) and i were sitting together at lunch and i was jotting something down in a notebook she gave me...i turned the page and i find a doctors note in her handwriting.

it read,

Please excuse Olivia from class today, something about a doctors appointment

signed,
Monica* (Boy's last name that she likes)

now, it would appear that she was making up doctors notes for her child that doesn't exist with a boy that she is not married to...

cute? i thought it was funny.

love ya betch, 10:34 PM

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13 reasons

so i bought this book over the summer and i'm just getting around to reading it now. it's called 'thirteen reasons why'.... intriging right? like, why what?

glad you asked, so this boy comes home from school one day to find a package of 13 cassette tapes, he starts to listen to them and finds them to be recordings of a girl named Hannah Baker, who killed herself 2 weeks earlier. The tapes? She recorded the tapes explaining why she killed herself, if you recieved the tapes you're one of the reasons. You listen to the tapes and you pass them on to the next person on the list, only 13 people will know. So we hear the story of Hannah's life from her tapes and from the boys perspective who just so happened to adore her.

IT IS SO GOOD! and i'm only 2 chapters in

love ya betch, 12:30 AM

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and tommy was on the anchor

so me and my roommate were in the late night market cause we needed sustenance after our tuesday night ritual of drinking beersand we see my homeboy ry oreilly formally known as troy conway and he was talkin smack. not real smack but funny smack that's blog worthy.

he called my roommate out on her late night habitual activities and said that he sees her walk of shame every morning. i laughed, told them i was blogging about it and well now here we are.

i guess you had to be there?

if i add "and then i found $20" to the end does that make the story better?

alright maybe next time.

love ya betch, 1:34 AM

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monica

i'm here in the lib, not doing work with my home girl Monica* (see footnote) and Fmylife.com is the worst site when you're trying to get work done, every five seconds Monica* keeps laughing, causing everyone to look at us and then she'll read one to me. Most embarrassing. I hope someone posts something about us and we read it...


* denotes name change to protect her privacy

love ya betch, 10:40 PM

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in like a lion

spring break is over cue the wamp wamp sound effect

do they still film spring break locations for mtv anymore? i hope so cause i loved seeing college kids getting married while they were wasted and now that i am a college kid i don't see any of that stupidity, was that scripted just like the hills?! wtf.

well at least there is 48 give or take a few days until summer vacay, lets get a round of applause

oh and happy spring everyone!!

love ya betch, 1:21 AM

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rebel without a cause

sooo i decided to run away from home last night and i even went as far as leaving the state. i'm at my roommate's house in PA... random right? who would have thought that my st. patty's day would end not where i thought it would....

i feel so rebellious.

i have no rules; spring break 09

as ja'mie would say..so rannom

love ya betch, 8:00 PM

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i wanna know where the gold at

always a classic

heres the link to the news broadcast


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

love ya betch, 6:47 PM

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blarneyyyy

Happy Leprechaun Appreciation Day!!!

i hate leprechauns but i do it for good ol saint patrick


this is the day of my peoples!

love ya betch, 4:31 PM

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i could be your hero

really need to bring back that enrique iglesias song 'do you know (what it feels like)((the ping pong song)). idk so many titles.

anyway, such a good beat

i heard that the ping pong playing in the background is him playing against mia shirapova during recordings.

..there i go making things up again, you guys are too easy.

oh you keep me so young, god love ya

love ya betch, 3:31 AM

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i'm not a shoulder to cry on but i digress

i love when people use that phrase, "i digress" because i'm pretty sure no one uses it in the right context

but i love it regardless and i say it as often as possible now, always in the wrong context and no one says anything thus proving my point that no one knows how to use it.

and don't forget to hold up two hands while saying it and then nod understandingly

i digress.

love ya betch, 3:26 AM

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edward in the library with the fangs

they're making a new clue movie

and i heard the cast of twilight is the cast of clue

and when i say 'i heard' it really means that i made it up

but don't you think carlisle would make such a good professor plum?!

i digress.

love ya betch, 3:21 AM

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fuck this girls life

Today, my boyfriend called, asking, before I could even talk, to bring a condom- NOW. I had to smile at this request. I went to his house. A blond girl opened the door. He followed shortly, surprised to see me. I'm Celine. She's Cecile. Our names are one apart on his cell. She's my sister. FML

love ya betch, 12:23 AM

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dash

i literally cannot keep up with the kardashian family, but i'm addicted and devoted to trying to figure our their dynamic.

my favorite is chloe with a K cause she says what she wants and her mugshot could pass as a head shot

and kris just always fucks up to add to the dramz

also should be noted that all their names start with a K when they have no business starting with a K

so krazy

love ya betch, 10:16 PM

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